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Promiscious.

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Promiscious.

This kind of thing is so awkward and horrible, you know, from your end. Okay, I’m gonna come out and tell you, I’m asking you out. That’s what I’m doing. And please don’t answer yet, because I know you might have a “no” cued up in your head already. But I please, will you let me say a few things? I know that being a woman must be hard because it’s basically disappointing that you try to be nice to men as human beings, and then they respond by just torpedoing towards your vagina. I want you to know that I’m aware that you’re young and beautiful and I’m neither of those things. Just come out with me for a drink, and even if you got up and left in the middle of the one drink, I wouldn’t hold it against you. So just make a judgment based on that. Nothing horrible would happen if you came out with me. I think you’re so attractive, I’m attracted to you because you’re nice and you’re a decent person, and other reasons you probably want people to be attracted to you. And also, you’re all horribly cute. I mean, you’re cute as hell and I…I grow on women, when some time goes by. Can you just say— Tell me now, if it’s—Did this work, are you gonna?
Louie
Season 3
Episode 4: Daddy’s Girlfriend, Part I

I think I’m addicted to the recoil of my M-16.

Look at my eyes. I’m dying, Sledge.


deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

consultingmoosecaptain:

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Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT